robot karaoke: may 2026

dear citizen of karaoke nation and/or robotopia,

straight to business today, no time to explain. we have three shows coming up this month:

• monday may 25 at 7pm at wonderville in brooklyn (link)
• friday may 29 at 8pm at the elysian theater in LA (link)
• tomorrow at 9pm a secret location in downtown brooklyn (NGW, for those who know)

the new songs this month include two tax day specials and two from fountains of wayne:

• taxman
• big yellow taxi
• mexican wine
• stacy's mom

the new text sources this month are, to put it bluntly, legion:

• FTC complaints about roblox (hand FOIA requested by maddy!)
• r/attachment_theory (suggested by jackie!)
• kevin james film titles (collected by sam!)
• the internal revenue manual (suggested by david!)
• the writings of franz kafka
• one star yelp reviews of the DMV

happy wednesday the 13th 👻, and may the 13th be with you,

jamie