robot karaoke: september 2025

friends and clever enemies,
it's harvest season in robot karaoke nation, which means a new crop of songs and text datasets (see below) as well as a fresh crop of audience volunteers to feed whole into the thresher of the world's hardest karaoke night.
it's also back-to-school season, which means a brand new flashcard mode feature to help you memorize arbitrary data to the tune of any song. pop quiz:

see this technological breakthrough and others firsthand at one of this month's shows:
- this friday sep 12 at boshi's place in nyc
- monday sep 15 at wonderville in nyc
- friday sep 26 at night city in chicago
- friday sep 26 at the elysian theater in la
try singing one of these newly added contenders for "song of the summer":
- trap queen by fetty wap
- please please please by sabrina carpenter
- the star spangled banner by francis scott key
- love by keyshia cole
- stale cupcakes by kk slider
pair them with one of these new lyrics sources of inconsistent educational value:
- the snellen eye chart
- grand theft auto youtube trailer comments
- u.s. state outlines
- spanish web banner ads from banner depot 2k
- elder scrolls npc dialogue
jamie
p.s. thanks to everyone who came out to last month's shows on america's various coasts!