robot karaoke: september 2025

robot karaoke: september 2025
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friends and clever enemies,

it's harvest season in robot karaoke nation, which means a new crop of songs and text datasets (see below) as well as a fresh crop of audience volunteers to feed whole into the thresher of the world's hardest karaoke night.

it's also back-to-school season, which means a brand new flashcard mode feature to help you memorize arbitrary data to the tune of any song. pop quiz:

she left me roses by the stairs / surprises let me know she cares

see this technological breakthrough and others firsthand at one of this month's shows:

try singing one of these newly added contenders for "song of the summer":

  • trap queen by fetty wap
  • please please please by sabrina carpenter
  • the star spangled banner by francis scott key
  • love by keyshia cole
  • stale cupcakes by kk slider

pair them with one of these new lyrics sources of inconsistent educational value:

  • the snellen eye chart
  • grand theft auto youtube trailer comments
  • u.s. state outlines
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  • elder scrolls npc dialogue

jamie

p.s. thanks to everyone who came out to last month's shows on america's various coasts!